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2010年3月22日星期一

B-B-Q

Just over the weekend, I told Daphne we are going to have a B-B-Q.

Daphne: "It's not B-B-Q, it's barbeque"

Mom: "We can also say B-B-Q"

Daphne: "No, if BBQ is correct, will there be daddyQ or mommyQ"

2009年7月27日星期一

Moonwalk 之謎

xinxin 跟 好友 jamie 去海灘游泳,夏日炎炎,當然好玩之極。
重當場表演moonwalk-點解xinxin識Moonwalk ?
非常詭祕,百思不得其解!


2009年2月11日星期三

When I grow up.....

千真萬確的真實對話:

xinxin: when i grow up, i will carry you....
mama: thank you, honey. you are really sweet.

xinxin: when i grow up, i will cook for you...(不得了,媽媽心裡感動得不得了)
mama: any more?

xinxin: when i grow up, i will clean your patpat
(你話嘞,生女真係冇得頂)

mama市儈, 就問:when you grow up, will you work hard?
xinxin: so we have money to buy milk?
mama喜出望外,哇,咁醒?

xinxin: no....
mama: how come?

xinxin: coz' money is dirty lorr
果真不吃人間烟火!!!

2008年9月18日星期四

妙問妙答 ﹣(6)

天氣熱,貓貓把身子伸得長長的,在地上睡覺。
mama:“look, 貓貓 is hot"
xinxin忙著跑過去,摸一摸貓貓,然後大聲宣佈
"mama, 你錯了。貓貓 is not sweating!!!" (貓貓沒流汗!!!)

又好笑對話一則。
今天早上xinxin auntie 告訴mama廁所沖廁好像有點問題。
mama:how come? something's stuck?
xinxin搶著回答:because it has no battery !(因為沒電咯!)